Welcome back, Michelle!
My mother took me to a pediatrician when I was five because I spent an excessive amount of time beneath the dining room table talking to my best buddy…Daniel Boone. Yeah, I know. He’s dead. I knew it at the time as well, but that didn’t stop me from having heart-to-hearts with him. In my mind, he was as real as the old cat lady who lived next door, only he didn’t smell as funky.
The doctor vindicated me by telling my mom there was nothing
to worry about. I simply had a bad case of a vivid imagination. I don’t dare
tell her (or the good doctor) that my gray matter now devises horrific murder
scenes in cinemagraphic color—and that I actually make money doing it.
All this to say that writers are a quirky lot. They have to
be, or they won’t get paid, which is really interesting because a few hundred
years ago, the same twitchy behavior might’ve landed one in the loony bin. It
didn’t take much...
Attitude
Husbands committed wives for being “melancholy”. Translation:
the fella took a fancy to the hot babe down the lane and wanted to ditch his
wife.
Physical Glitch
Yo, mom and dad…got too many mouths to feed and one of them
has a slight deformation? Maybe a cleft palate, perhaps? No worries. Pack that
kid off to the asylum and voila; one less plate to serve at dinnertime.
Revenge
If someone higher up the food chain has an issue with you,
watch your back, buddy. Dueling is against the law, but getting you committed
sure isn’t. All it takes is a lie or two whispered into the right ears and
you’ll be packing your bags for Bedlam.
Traitorous Tendencies
One of the most famous nutjobs in Bethlehem Royal Hospital
was James Tilly
Matthews, who was little more than a verbal threat to the crown. Well, to
be fair, there was the rumor that he was a double agent, and he did think there
was a conspiracy to place bad thoughts into his head by use of an “airloom”, but other than that, he was
relatively harmless…unless you happened to be one of the politicians he spoke
against and were worried he might froth up the rabble against you.
Getting packed off to a late eighteenth century asylum was
about as much fun as stint in a Poorhouse.
Many were understaffed, over populated, and the mental health industry itself
was in need of reformation—which would and did come, but not in time to help
out the heroine in my latest release, A Heart Deceived.
Today, writers, daydreamers and silly hearts don’t need to
be as fearful about the men in white jackets coming to haul them away. Still,
it wouldn’t hurt if you kept all your talk about airlooms to yourself.
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A Heart Deceived is available by David C. Cook and at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and ChristianBook. Keep up with the exploits of Michelle Griep at Writer Off the Leash, Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
A Heart Deceived is available by David C. Cook and at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and ChristianBook. Keep up with the exploits of Michelle Griep at Writer Off the Leash, Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
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